Monday, May 16, 2016

Post Mortem.



Things, as is their way, sometimes fall apart.

My much made-of training plan for the 10k race at Bangalore...my ‘Magic Wand’ (*rolls eyes)... started disintegrating around my powerless ears almost as soon as it started, and as on date, lies around me in unrecognizable ruins, along with the burning debris of my race goal.

I shall now proceed to cut open the corpse and muck about inside. Nurse? Scalpel...

Frankly, it was always a bit of an overreach. You guys knew that, right? 36:54 coming straight off a recovery phase? I mean, come on...

For much of this sorry state of affairs, I shall hold the weather liable.

For some reason, between the ides of March and April, the mountain weather becomes, for want of a more appropriate adjective, shit.

I remember, a year ago, when I first moved there, it took me no less than ten days to cover the two hundred odd kilometers between the nearest airport and my designated digs, due to irritably frequent landslides and persistent rain.

While the rest of the country saw a blink-and-you-miss-it spring and transitioned to summer, we were still trying to stay warm by burning things.

Now, I’m okay to train in the cold... and I can definitely run when it’s wet... but when it’s cold and wet... dude, I’d rather burn my calories by sulking indoors.

Then, a large chunk of my training was bitten off by my annual medical examination... an exercise that involved being shipped off to a faraway hospital or two, being poked and prodded with strange and shiny objects, and filling out reams...reams of redundant paperwork. And all that to tell me that I'm healthy. Hello? I knew that, goddammit!

When all that was done, I found myself with six weeks left to go till race day, with nearly nine weeks of training to squeeze into them.

(Of course, I didn’t know then that of those six weeks, three more would be interrupted by intermittent rains.)

If only the human body worked that way. We may be tempted to ‘make up’ for runs that we miss in training. But that may end up causing more harm, as the additional runs impinge on recovery time and nudge us towards injury and overuse.

However, I optimistically pushed my weekly mileage up just a wee bit. Just to see how it goes.

The speedwork sessions proved to be disappointing (I did just three out of the planned nine) and I couldn’t seem to hold the target pace of 3:40 as well as I needed to. Hamstring tendons started complaining at the end of the last interval session that I did. This is associated more with start-stop kind of activity than steady distance running, so I decided to cut out the intervals altogether.

On the whole, I just got in about three weeks of uninterrupted runs. I landed up in Bengaluru, hopelessly undertrained but mildly optimistic... a fatal combination.

At 4 AM on race day, I woke up with the thought “Why the heck is it so warm?”

The rest is history.

39:39 for a 10k isn’t bad. But, it’s not even a PR, let alone being anywhere close to Nell’s time. I estimate I am another year from my goal, at least.

This race has reinforced in me, an important life lesson...

“When things go wrong, blame the weather.”

I will, of course, mope for a while and snarl at strangers on the street. Then I'm doing the Starry Night Half Marathon this Saturday before heading back to the hills.

Next up...I'm now registered for the Spice Coast Marathon in Kochi in November, for which I will start a training cycle sometime in July. Will go into that hoping for a time somewhere between 3:00 and 3:05, and then try to use that momentum to carry me through to something decent at the ADHM.

Weather permitting.